Category: Comedy

Attack of the Space Dwarves

The shuttle kissed the face of the planet with a soft hum. The ramp lowered to the grass, and four short figures descended, the warm afternoon sun glistening off their

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Space Dwarves and the Unwanted Planet

“Borolax! For the fifth time now! Answer the bell!” His eyelids lifted like the sunrise. Not that there was one. The horizon was a black sheet with pinpricks of white.

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Space Dwarves and the Elvish Runes

The room was black. The walls draped in sticky gray webs. It crawled with eight legs and a million eyes. A dirty metal ball rolled across the floor. More eyes

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TreasARRRe Island

YAR HAR! If ye be reading this, then yer no doubt found me message in a bottle! Make ye no mistake, laddy. This bottle be me second-to-last bottle o’ rum!

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Grandfather’s Letter

“Miss?” I flinch at his voice. “Here we are, miss.” The wagon driver stares at me with his hand extended. Giving him a faint smile, I drop a gold coin

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Undeliverable

“Twelve for building A . . . eight for building B . . . ten for building—” “This one has no unit number,” his trainee said. The mailman looked up

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The Eye of Jupiter

This story is a writing exercise based on the following prompt: Top Secret NASA scientists have been monitoring Jupiter’s red eye, which has experienced some unusual energy readings lately. The

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